Along For The Ride
> > > > A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the
> > cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
> > > > She asks him why is he staring. He replies, "I have
> > a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."
> > > > She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When
> > you're as old as I am and have been a Nun as long as
> > I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
> > everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
> > say or ask that I would find offensive."
> > > > "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a Nun kiss me,"
> > > > said the cabbie.
> > > > She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about
> > that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be
> > Catholic."
> > > > The cab driver gets very excited and says, "Yes, I am
> > single! and I'm Catholic!"
> > > > "OK" the Nun says. "Pull into the next alley." Then the
> > Nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make
> > a hooker blush.
> > > > But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
> > starts crying. "My dear child, said the nun, why are
> > you crying?"
> > > > "Forgive me sister, but I've sinned. I lied. I must
> > confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
> > > > The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm
> > going to a Halloween party."