Subject: Fw: The Genie
> **
> > *A husband takes his wife to play her first game of
> golf.....Of course the
> wife promptly hacked her first shot right through
> the window of the biggest
> house adjacent to the course.*
> > *The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful!
> Now we'll have to go up
> there, find the owner, apologize and see how much
> your lousy drive is going
> to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house
> and knocked on the door.*
> > *A warm voice said, "Come on in."When they opened
> the door they saw the
> damage that was done: glass everywhere and a broken
> antique bottle was lying
> on its side near the broken window.*
> > *A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the
> people that broke my
> window?"*
> > *"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the
> husband replied.*
> > *"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to
> thank you. You see, I'm a
> genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
> thousand years. Now that
> you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three
> wishes. I'll give you each
> one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last
> one for myself."*
> > *"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered
> a moment and blurted
> out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest
> of my life."*
> > *"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's
> the least I can do. And
> I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"*
> > *"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the
> genie asked.*
> > *"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
> servants in every country in
> the world," she said.*
> > *Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes
> will always be safe from
> fire, burglary and natural disasters!"*
> > *"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your
> wish, genie?"*
> > *"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and
> haven't been with a woman
> in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have
> sex with your wife."*
> > *The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee,
> honey, you know we both now
> have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you
> think?"*
> > *She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You
> know, you're right.
> Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't
> mind, but what about you,
> honey?"*
> > *"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
> "I'd do the same for
> you!"*
> > *So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they
> spent the rest of the
> afternoon enjoying each other.The genie was
> insatiable.*
> > *After about three hours of nonstop sex, the genie
> rolled over and looked
> directly into her eyes and asked "How old are you
> and your husband?"*
> > *"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.*
> > *"NO Foolin....Thirty-five years old and both of you
> still believe in
> genies?"*