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> Kids Tell All...
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> HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
> You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports,
> she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips
> coming. --Alan, age 10
>
> No person really decides before they Grow up who they're going to marry. God
> decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck
> with. --Kirsten, age 10
>
> WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
> --Camille, age 10
> No age is good to get married at. You Got to be a fool to get married.
> --Freddie, age 6
>
> HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the
> same kids. --Derrick, age 8
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> Both don't want any more kids. --Lori, age 8
>
> WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
> other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
> --Lynnette, age 8
>
> On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets
> them interested enough to go for a second date. --Martin, age 10
>
> WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
> I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and
> make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. --Craig, age 9
>
> WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> When they're rich. --Pam, age 7
> The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
> --Curt, age 7
> The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and
> have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. --Howard, age 8
>
> IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never going
> to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out. --Theodore,
> age 8
>
> It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to
> clean up after them. --Anita, age 9
>
> HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
> There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? --Kelvin, age
> 8
> "And the #1 Favorite is........"
>
> HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
> --Ricky, age 10
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>
> A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in
> her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the
> remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by
> first graders, but there are some good ones nonetheless...their insight may
> surprise you.
>
> Better to be safe than..........................punch a 5th grader
> Strike while the ..................................bug is close
> It's always darkest before.....................Daylight Savings Time
> Never underestimate the power of..........termites
> You can lead a horse to water but.........how?
> Don't bite the hand that........................looks dirty
> No news is.........................................impossible
> A miss is as good as a........................Mr.
> You can't teach an old dog new............math
> If you lie down with dogs, you'll............stink in the morning
> Love all, trust.....................................me
> The pen is mightier than the................pigs
> An idle mind is...................................the best way to relax
> Where there's smoke there's...............pollution
> Happy the bride who..........................gets all the presents
> A penny saved is...............................not much
> Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers
> Don't put off till tomorrow what.............you put on to go to bed.
> Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and .............. you have
> to blow your nose
> There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder
> Children should be seen and not..........spanked or grounded
> If at first you don't succeed..................get new batteries
> You get out of something only what you............see in the picture on the
> box.
> When the blind leadeth the blind......................get out of the way
>
> And the favorite .....
> Better late than ....................................pregnant
>