US-Sicherheitsberaterin Condoleezza Rice will ihren Chef über Chinas neuen Parteivorsitzenden Hu Jiantao informieren :
George Bush: "Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?"
Condoleezza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."
Bush: "Great. Lay it on me."
Rice: "Hu is the new leader of China."
Bush: "That's what I want to know."
Rice: "That's what I'm telling you."
Bush: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"
Rice: "Yes."
Bush: "I mean the fellow's name."
Rice: "Hu."
Bush: "The guy in China."
Rice: "Hu."
Bush: "The new leader of China."
Rice: "Hu."
Bush: "The Chinaman!"
Rice: "Hu is leading China."
Bush: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"
Rice: "I'm telling you Hu is lea-ding China."
Bush: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"
Rice: "That's the man's name."
Bush: "That's who's name?"
Rice: "Yes."
Bush: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"
Rice: "Yes, Sir."
Bush: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."
Rice: "That's correct."
Bush: "Then who is in China?"
Rice: "Yes, Sir."
Bush: "Yassir is in China?"
Rice: "No, Sir."
Bush: "Then who is?"
Rice: "Yes, Sir."
Bush: "Yassir?"
Rice: "No, Sir."
Bush: "Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."
Rice: "Kofi?"
Bush: "No, thanks."
Rice: "You want Kofi?"
Bush: "No."
Rice: "You don't want Kofi."
Bush: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."
Rice: "Yes, Sir."
Bush: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."
Rice: "Kofi?"
Bush: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"
Rice: "And call who?"
Bush: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"
Rice: "Hu is the guy in China."
Bush: "Will you stay out of China!"
Rice: "Yes, Sir."
Bush: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."
Rice: "Kofi."
Bush: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Rice: "Rice, here."
Bush: "Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East."
Mit ganz lieben Grüßen von den beiden an Grippe erkrankten
Micha und Juli
OT: Who is Hu? (Parodie in englisch) <g>
Bisherige Antworten
Klasse ;-))))
Das ist ja echt zum Schreien :-))))
*lach mich weg*
Hallo Micha,
das ist wirklich gut. Bin schon am Überlegen, ob ich es meinen Nachbarinnen hier mal zum Lesen vorlege. Man muss bei Amis ja immer aufpassen, die fühlen sich gleich immer in ihrer Ehre gekränkt, aber die sind eigentlich sehr gut drauf *g*.
LG Jessica
das ist wirklich gut. Bin schon am Überlegen, ob ich es meinen Nachbarinnen hier mal zum Lesen vorlege. Man muss bei Amis ja immer aufpassen, die fühlen sich gleich immer in ihrer Ehre gekränkt, aber die sind eigentlich sehr gut drauf *g*.
LG Jessica
lieg auch vor lachem unterm Tisch :o)
hi Micha,
das ist ja echt oberwitzig - cool! Muß ich gleich mal weiterleiten *g*!
LG Tina
das ist ja echt oberwitzig - cool! Muß ich gleich mal weiterleiten *g*!
LG Tina
Re: OT: Who is Hu? (Parodie in englisch) <g>
haha!!! :-))) super lustig! erinnert mich stark an abbott & costello! "who's on first?" oder so ähnlich... kennst du das auch?
gute besserung!!!
fine
gute besserung!!!
fine
Re: OT: Who is Hu? (Parodie in englisch) <g>
Hallo
Haben uns auch gerde kapputt gelacht, ich und Wurm inside hüpft auch gerde vor freude. Ja und Naomi plappert auch immer noch, die weiss wohl nicht dass ich sie morgen um 7.30 Uhr wecken werde!
Gruss
Karin
Haben uns auch gerde kapputt gelacht, ich und Wurm inside hüpft auch gerde vor freude. Ja und Naomi plappert auch immer noch, die weiss wohl nicht dass ich sie morgen um 7.30 Uhr wecken werde!
Gruss
Karin
ich hab's gefunden!
das ist aber nur lustig für diejenigen, die sich etwas mit baseball auskennen:
(Lou Costello is considering becoming a ballplayer. Bud Abbott wants to make sure he knows what he's getting into.)
Abbott: Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names.
Costello: Funny names?
Abbott: Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third--
Costello: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.
Abbott: I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third--
Costello: You know the fellows' names?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well, then who's playing first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name on first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The fellow playin' first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first base.
Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: Well, what are you askin' me for?
Abbott: I'm not asking you--I'm telling you. Who is on first.
Costello: I'm asking you--who's on first?
Abbott: That's the man's name.
Costello: That's who's name?
Abbott: Yes.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man's entitled to it.
Costello: Who is?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: So who gets it?
Abbott: Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it
(Lou Costello is considering becoming a ballplayer. Bud Abbott wants to make sure he knows what he's getting into.)
Abbott: Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names.
Costello: Funny names?
Abbott: Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third--
Costello: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.
Abbott: I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third--
Costello: You know the fellows' names?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well, then who's playing first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow's name on first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The fellow playin' first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first base.
Abbott: Who is on first.
Costello: Well, what are you askin' me for?
Abbott: I'm not asking you--I'm telling you. Who is on first.
Costello: I'm asking you--who's on first?
Abbott: That's the man's name.
Costello: That's who's name?
Abbott: Yes.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man's entitled to it.
Costello: Who is?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: So who gets it?
Abbott: Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it
teil 2
Costello: Who's wife?
Abbott: Yes. After all, the man earns it.
Costello: Who does?
Abbott: Absolutely.
Costello: Well, all I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base?
Abbott: Oh, no, no. What is on second base.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Costello: St. Louis has a good outfield?
Abbott: Oh, absolutely.
Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: I don't know, I just thought I'd ask.
Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell you.
Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field?
Abbott: Who's playing first.
Costello: Stay out of the infield! The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: Because.
Abbott: Oh, he's center field.
Costello: Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team?
Abbott: Wouldn't this be a fine team w i t h o u t a pitcher?
Costello: Tell me the pitcher's name.
Abbott: Tomorrow.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Costello: Now, when the guy at bat bunts the ball--me being a good catcher--I want to throw the guy out at first base, so I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now, that's he first thing you've said right.
Costello: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
Abbott: Don't get excited. Take it easy.
Costello: I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to what. What throws it to I don't know. I don't know throws it back to tomorrow--a triple play.
Abbott: Yeah, it could be.
Costello: Another guy gets up and it's a long ball to center.
Abbott: Because.
Costello: Why? I don't know. And I don't care.
Abbott: What was that?
Costello: I said, I DON'T CARE!
Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop!
Abbott: Yes. After all, the man earns it.
Costello: Who does?
Abbott: Absolutely.
Costello: Well, all I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base?
Abbott: Oh, no, no. What is on second base.
Costello: I'm not asking you who's on second.
Abbott: Who's on first!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Costello: St. Louis has a good outfield?
Abbott: Oh, absolutely.
Costello: The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: I don't know, I just thought I'd ask.
Abbott: Well, I just thought I'd tell you.
Costello: Then tell me who's playing left field?
Abbott: Who's playing first.
Costello: Stay out of the infield! The left fielder's name?
Abbott: Why.
Costello: Because.
Abbott: Oh, he's center field.
Costello: Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team?
Abbott: Wouldn't this be a fine team w i t h o u t a pitcher?
Costello: Tell me the pitcher's name.
Abbott: Tomorrow.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Costello: Now, when the guy at bat bunts the ball--me being a good catcher--I want to throw the guy out at first base, so I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
Abbott: Now, that's he first thing you've said right.
Costello: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
Abbott: Don't get excited. Take it easy.
Costello: I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is grabs the ball, so the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to what. What throws it to I don't know. I don't know throws it back to tomorrow--a triple play.
Abbott: Yeah, it could be.
Costello: Another guy gets up and it's a long ball to center.
Abbott: Because.
Costello: Why? I don't know. And I don't care.
Abbott: What was that?
Costello: I said, I DON'T CARE!
Abbott: Oh, that's our shortstop!
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