>> > HU'S ON FIRST
>> > By James Sherman
> >> > George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
>> > Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
>> > George: Great. Lay it on me.
>> > Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
>> > George: That's what I want to know.
>> > Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
>> > George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of
>> > China?
>> > Condi: Yes.
>> > George: I mean the fellow's name.
>> > Condi: Hu.
>> > George: The guy in China.
>> > Condi: Hu.
>> > George: The new leader of China.
>> > Condi: Hu.
>> > George: The Chinaman!
>> > Condi: Hu is leading China.
>> > George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
>> > Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
>> > George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
>> > Condi: That's the man's name.
>> > George: That's who's name?
>> > Condi: Yes.
>> > George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
leader
>> > of China?
>> > Condi: Yes, sir.
>> > George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in
the
>> > Middle East.
>> > Condi: That's correct.
>> > George: Then who is in China?
>> > Condi: Yes, sir.
>> > George: Yassir is in China?
>> > Condi: No, sir.
>> > George: Then who is?
>> > Condi: Yes, sir.
>> > George: Yassir?
>> > Condi: No, sir.
>> > George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader
>> > of
>> > China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
>> > Condi: Kofi?
>> > George: No, thanks.
>> > Condi: You want Kofi?
>> > George: No.
>> > Condi: You don't want Kofi.
>> > George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
>> > milk. And then get me the U.N.
>> > Condi: Yes, sir.
>> > George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
>> > Condi: Kofi?
>> > George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
>> > Condi: And call who?
>> > George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
>> > Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
>> > George: Will you stay out of China?!
>> > Condi: Yes, sir.
>> > George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at
>> > the U.N.
>> > Condi: Kofi.
>> > George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the
>> > phone.
>> > (Condi picks up the phone.)
>> > Condi: Rice, here.
>> > George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe
>> > we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
>> > Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?